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Copyright Mind Media. How about you take one of those dildos and shove it right up your fucking ass. How's that for stimulating?

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I really like slapping myself in the face with those purple gelly dildos. I still giggle when I see dildo commercials on TV. Hes actually never had sex in his life. And no guys sorry sticking his cock up trents anus is not losing your Dildo message board, neither is being pegged by NatureKid Does anyone know where I can buy a giant black dildo?

I might need some toilet paper, as well. I dunno if a guy like you would call it giant, but it's black and a dildo.

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I don't you about you guys, but I don't think about silicone cocks unless I have to. Am I missing something? A post can be used as a dildo. How did you think it was going to pan out when you started a post about a dildo religion?

Here's one from ShiVersblood's private collection.

If you have any kind of Dildo message board condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode.

I am not joking. Did you know that the first vibrator in history may have been invented by Egyptian Queen Cleopatra? Apparently, she had the idea of filling a hollow gourd with angry bees. The violent buzzing caused the gourd to vibrate and then And that history gets weirder and weirder from there, from bees to Victorian-era steam-powered dildos and handcracked vibration devices to the famous Dildo message board Magic Wand from the 70s and the most modern devices, almost abstract designs with Bluetooth control and throbbing memory.

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Boys and girls, ladies and gentleman, here is the amazing, bizarre history of the vibrator: Cleopatra's angry bees 54BC — Little Gold The tale says that Dildo message board was the sexy Cleopatra who had the original idea that resulted in the first vibrator: Whether this was true or not, we will never know. Whatever the reality was, I'm sure Cleopatra would have loved to own this 24k gold-plated vibrator, machined from a solid rod of surgical steel.

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Too late for both the Queen and Liz Taylor. This Victorian Era device was handcranked. I don't know how it worked or what effect it had. And I don't want to know. OK, I lie, I want to know. The modern counterpart is Dildo message board famous Hitachi Magic Wand, which appeared in every single porn movie I can remember in the s.

Linda Lovelace's best friend this side of John Holmes is still for sale, passing as a "massaging device" many times.

Apparently, experts say that it is still the best plugged Dildo message board in existence, transforming volts of alternating current into a massive rotating and vibrating power ball of pleasure.

Asscary in theory, but infinitely exciting—or so the dames with insensitive clitorises say. The Manipulator — Form 6 The Manipulator. Another Victorian Era vibrator, this steam powered beast was as powerful as it was noisy.

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There was no need to ask "Honey, what are you doing in the bathroom? Full steamspunking power from beginning to end, up to eleven.

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The Form 6 is its modern steamrolling equivalent, but packed with robust lithium-polymer batteries that charge wirelessly instead of coal. I don't know about you, but it sounds like quite an improvement. It also looks like it can pass as a spaceship model in a sci-fi Dildo message board. I always thought an insect powered dildo must have existed at some point in history.

Hopefully the bees escaped at some point and destroyed her good. Capable of transforming anyone's lazy hand into a soft vibrator, it Dildo message board a great idea for those ladies who liked a more gentle touch and weren't into the whole manual friction thing.

The Form 3, which came to market just two years ago, follows the same principle except it applies it the other way around. Here, an ultrathin silicone touchpad follows your command: Gyro-Lator — Form 4 brought the atomic bomb and the Gyro-Lator, which looks like a pleasant version of the deadly Fat Man.

It was made of metal, but it was the first vibrator that actually looked like a Dildo message board and not like a weird contraption seemingly designed to kill aliens. The Form 4 looks similar to it, actually, except instead of metal copper? And it can actually kill aliens. Apparently, it was a joy to use compared to the Dildo message board models clearly, having to stop your antics to put more coal in your steam powered vibrator was not very joyful.

The Form 2 has nothing to do with the Niagara, but it is another first in our parallel history of sexual gadgets: Apparently, it's extremely powerful because of the "the resonant interference" caused by the intersection of their vibrations. I just like it because I think it looks cute, like a little rabbit. Or the Millennium Falcon. That website I linked in my last post has some really weird shit.

I think you need to take that machine to a clinic. I'm not even clicking that, but "Strawberry Butt Pirate Douche" is set to be my new title on here think. If you're anything like me, you'll try anything with a name like Butt Pirate. I want them all. Unfortunately, only Butt Pirate exists, so I'll just have to make do. Butt Pirate is an intimate Dildo message board that keeps your bum smelling bodacious.

Use Butt Pirate before you have sex to really wow your partner with the scent and taste of strawberries. You'll have the tastiest hole since the donut with this organic, vegan anal douche.

I thought you regretted this thread. A true ass viking like OP regrets nothing of the sort.

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Oh man, you actually did it. Excellent, Dildo message board title ever. He'll never be a true Strawberry Butt Pirate Douche, no matter how many dildos from all phases of human development he adds to his collection. He contributed the best dildo in the thread, you ingrate. I bet you don't even own a werewolf dildo, coward.

People who pay for dildos are idiots, anyway.

I find them in the street all the time and take them home. A pissing dildo sounds kinda hot. I hope you return them when you're done. Baby Jesus Buttplug http: Buggery and the British Navy Is it true the ships had "peg boys"? One often hears references to Dildo message board buggery among sailors in the glory days of the Royal Navy.

Was buggery, if not rampant, at least fairly common in the Royal Navy in its prime?


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